When this picture was posted by our local news station on my Facebook timeline, I just about shit my pants. This gentleman was arrested for burglarizing a home, but while doing so, stopped to eat a bowl of ravioli. I’m assuming it was Chef Boyardee in a can, because no self-respecting redneck would eat the kind that was homemade. Come on!
The picture was posted on Halloween (10/31) and at first, I thought it was our weatherman being a smart ass and dressing up as a Zombie.
Anyway, this crook was positively identified by police because he still had the red spaghetti sauce around his mouth. True story, y’all. Welcome to Texas!
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Tee hee hee! Now that’s a great to enjoy with my morning tea! Thanks for sharing,
Sass 🙂
Is that guy related to Gollum from Lord of the Rings?
Wow, really? The guy looks like he hasn’t eaten in weeks, his face is that gaunt.
Yeah, he’s, um….I have no words really.
If he’s related to Gollum, than what would his Precious be? His pickup truck? The pet raccoon?
A can of Chef Boyardee ravioli